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02 May 2011 @ 09:20 pm
Bot Fun  
I was bored, a bot poked me, so this is what happened XD Cut cause it's so raunchy ;D

(9:05:04 PM) ltiger14:
(9:05:52 PM) Nemmy: you forgot the text
(9:06:05 PM) ltiger14: Hello there.. My name is Mrs Whooty.got ur id tru Yah00 directory.:)
(9:06:18 PM) Nemmy: lmao
(9:06:30 PM) ltiger14: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?
(9:07:15 PM) Nemmy: i hate people, you're nothing but disgusting hairy apes that don't even taste good when i eat you
(9:07:20 PM) Nemmy: useless
(9:07:31 PM) ltiger14: im from modesto california but staying with some friends in miami,,,working on my tan : )
(9:07:57 PM) Nemmy: oh that's cool, my chest and belly scales are tan, i used to fuck a dragon from modesto, fancy that
(9:08:09 PM) ltiger14: Can i ask you a quest?
(9:08:29 PM) Nemmy: i don't go on quests! I'm the goal of every ultimate quest!
(9:08:36 PM) ltiger14: Do you like big booty girls with big tits?too much for you to handle?
(9:09:16 PM) Nemmy: ugh no, you human girls are disgusting, i want myself a big, powerful dragoness
(9:09:26 PM) ltiger14: Do you know what a whooty is?
(9:09:50 PM) Nemmy: of course, i am all powerful and all knowing
(9:10:02 PM) ltiger14: found you on yahoo directory
(9:10:12 PM) Nemmy: yeah we covered that part
(9:10:20 PM) ltiger14: lol Whooty is a White Girl with a BOOTY! i wanna show u mine...
(9:10:37 PM) Nemmy: i bet your booty isn't as big as my red ass
(9:10:46 PM) ltiger14: ok let me set up my camera for you honey..
(9:11:25 PM) Nemmy: what the hell is a camera
(9:11:35 PM) ltiger14: um goto [link removed] and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click the join button at the top
(9:12:06 PM) Nemmy: my momma always told me not to click strange links, she bit me every time i disobeyed =(
(9:12:17 PM) ltiger14: Don't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register
(9:12:52 PM) Nemmy: why don't you just come to my den instead for some fun and then some dinner ;)
(9:13:04 PM) ltiger14: fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now
(9:13:55 PM) Nemmy: What, fuck no, i don't use plastic, I only trade in gold and whores
(9:14:08 PM) ltiger14: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
(9:14:41 PM) Nemmy: red of course
(9:14:55 PM) ltiger14: I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register :-(
(9:15:51 PM) Nemmy: but we're chatting right now! and i want you to shove your hands into my genital slit and start massaging my cock to arousal
(9:16:05 PM) ltiger14: Baby I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!
(9:16:46 PM) Nemmy: i'll spank your ass till i tear it to shreads ;D
(9:17:02 PM) ltiger14: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...
(9:17:46 PM) Nemmy: fuck... you said your.. it's YOU'RE you fucking dumbass.. gawd I'm so flaccid right now
(9:18:03 PM) ltiger14: Whooty....
(9:18:14 PM) Nemmy: rawwwrry
Current Mood: amusedamused
Walks With Socks: DERPzyleeth on May 3rd, 2011 01:26 am (UTC)
I just want you to know that the last thing the bot said? I read it in that disappointed Peter Griffin "buttscratcher...." voice.
Nemmy: o_onemmy on May 3rd, 2011 11:54 am (UTC)
Those poor neglected buttscratchers and whooties =(
ObsidianWolfessobsidianwolfess on May 3rd, 2011 02:50 am (UTC)
LOL!!!! Oh god I died when you mentioned ass spanking. x)
Nemmy: Hypernemmy on May 3rd, 2011 11:56 am (UTC)
Eaglebirdeagle_bird on May 3rd, 2011 03:36 am (UTC)

how appropriate.
Nemmynemmy on May 3rd, 2011 11:57 am (UTC)
It is perfect, isn't it =p
Multidimensional Wavelength of Uncelestial Intentrinji_ryu on May 3rd, 2011 06:37 am (UTC)
Lol XD
Nemmy: Excitednemmy on May 3rd, 2011 11:57 am (UTC)
Skawiński: croco nom nomskawinski on May 3rd, 2011 08:29 am (UTC)
Ahhhh! Too pathetic, do people really fall for that?
Nemmynemmy on May 3rd, 2011 11:57 am (UTC)
I guess some do considering how many bots are around like that, they just need to find someone who doesn't know anything about the internet =p
goldergolder on May 3rd, 2011 12:17 pm (UTC)
ahaha, good one Nemmy :D
Bjorn Grafeldr: coffeebjorn_grafeldr on May 3rd, 2011 07:21 pm (UTC)
Aww!! What did that bot ever do to you?
Ethelshai: LolEthelethelshai on May 3rd, 2011 09:26 pm (UTC)
Now let's try to imagine what style of convo it would be if a bot added another bot, and both start babbling their stuff together :D
lombardynlombardyn on May 4th, 2011 06:43 pm (UTC)
Meh, humans may taste bad but they make up for it in quantity.
cuteEeveecuteeevee on May 5th, 2011 04:09 pm (UTC)
I had another chatbot myself, but i fotgot to post it. ;_;
Skarxun.: :]]]]]]]]]]]]xsxtxoxixcx on May 9th, 2011 12:31 am (UTC)
My God, that was frightening! D: