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06 February 2011 @ 11:49 am
Lie to me  
Stolen amusing idea from zyleeth =p

I would like all my LJ friends to comment about how you got to know me. But I want you to LIE. That's right. Just make it up. Then if you like, after you comment, copy this to your journal so I can do the same.
Current Mood: sillysilly
Walks With Socks: Monster Hunter Trizyleeth on February 6th, 2011 05:00 pm (UTC)
Don't you remember? We were in Moga Woods that fateful day and I came across you digging in a pile of dung. I was all like "Lol u poo", but you explained to me how it could be rolled up and smoked. 3 hour high later I was all, "Hey man...what if like...monsters...?" and you said, "fffuuu-...you're right!" And that's how we captured our first Rathalos together.

Of course, the next day we woke up in the felyne hospital. I could have sworn we totally pwned him but I can't remember.
Nemmy: Monster Hunter Stylenemmy on February 7th, 2011 02:23 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure we pwned him too but it's weird, my ass has always been kinda sore since waking up in that hospital.
Jessie: FMA Izumi gonna whoop some buttsnowleopardess on February 6th, 2011 05:33 pm (UTC)
Coffee shop on ELM STREET. Right in the middle of drinking our third cup, FREDDIE-FUCKING-KRUGER busted through the glass window and it was CHAOTIC.

I flashed him with my boobs and while he was stunned with the beautiful thought of how he could hack them into beautiful pieces of reveeenge, you set him on FIAH with your fire breath and ASHES.

THE END. We were best buds since THAT. Next time, we're gonna take on Jason, fuckers! Then ZOMBIEOCALYPSE.
Nemmynemmy on February 7th, 2011 02:24 pm (UTC)
Wait... are you sure? If you were flashing your boobs I can't imagine I would not have been distracted as well o_o But yes, it's all coming back to me now... no famous serial killed can get us!
Nezdragon: spaceballsnezdragon on February 6th, 2011 05:38 pm (UTC)
What a poor memory, son! You were biding your time in the draconic monastery for chastity and purity, and I burst in riding a giant flying alligator like so:

You were awed and amazed but also had a marmoset, and once that happened we had no damn clue what to do. But Commander Shepard came along and stared at the door and said, "Wrex." It opened, and we fled the hordes of virgins lusting after our tofu. It was wild, man. Wild.
Nemmy: o_onemmy on February 7th, 2011 02:25 pm (UTC)
Wow man, that must've been a crazy time o_o I would have gladly let Shepard take my virginity though.
Kharivas: amusedraptorianone on February 6th, 2011 05:44 pm (UTC)
This one time, at band camp...
Nemmynemmy on February 7th, 2011 02:26 pm (UTC)
Oh gods, say no more >.>
FlamingWarsflamingwars on February 6th, 2011 06:18 pm (UTC)
I think it had something to do with pulling your tongue, and what you could have been swallowing. Or I think that's how I met Jir. I forget. ;]

Actually, hear me out.. THIS MAY SOUND CRAZY BUT... I think I met you at a devil's game. You were a dragon and I was a dragon and we were like OH HAIII!! Had a few drinks at the sports bar and complained about work. Nothing furry about it.


Nemmynemmy on February 7th, 2011 02:27 pm (UTC)
Ahhh yes I think I remember that game now, might have a bit too much to drink that night. But yeah, nothin furry at all, just a couple of hot ass scalies ;)
Joseph Welch: ::Clueless - Flonne::eradragon on February 6th, 2011 06:18 pm (UTC)
Dude, we met at a street Corner. And with my colour, I hooked my claws into your neck and made you tell me your LJ name. Then walked away, leaving you going "WTF!" Then your BBQ my ass before I ran away to spam your account.
Nemmy: Fire Breathnemmy on February 7th, 2011 02:29 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah that's right, I never did get finished roastin' your ass >{
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Nemmy: Craftynemmy on February 7th, 2011 02:30 pm (UTC)
Shhhh man, I didn't forget, just can't talk about that here!
Skawiński: croco nom nomskawinski on February 6th, 2011 07:48 pm (UTC)
Oh, I am sure you recall that particular day at the skating rink. Whose flaming burp do you think was responsible for melting the ice sheet and setting my hockey shorts on fire :D

However, the coffee you offered as a compensation for a burnt rump saved the day, and we got along well afterwards ^^

Nemmy: Fire Breathnemmy on February 7th, 2011 02:32 pm (UTC)
Hmm I seem to do that a lot, they always get worried when I go to the ice rink :(

Glad the coffee won you over there ^_^ I'll kiss your rump in apology next time we bump into each other ;)
Skawiński: croco nom nomskawinski on February 7th, 2011 08:42 pm (UTC)
D'aww, that's really sweet of you *smooches* ^^
Jessiecaninepawprints on February 7th, 2011 12:45 am (UTC)
We were walking in opposite directions down the sidewalk on Main Street and collided into one another in front of a bistro. You were carrying a large pile of papers, no doubt hurrying to a meeting somewhere, and I had been carrying my purse over my right shoulder and a cell phone in my left hand. We both wound up on the ground, our belongings strewn everywhere. Apologizing profusely to one another, we began to gather and organize our belongings. Because I didn't have much, I helped you pick up your paperwork, some of it was soiled in the puddles from the previous night's rain. You were bemoaning the damage done to your work, said it would never clear inspection, and you think you'll call in sick after all (something you had been thinking about doing earlier that same morning when you realized you weren't as prepared for your presentation as you would've liked). I smiled and handed you the papers I had gathered up and offered to buy you some coffee in the bistro. You accepted the invitation gratefully and asked to borrow my cell phone so you could call someone at your destination to tell them you wouldn't be in after all due to the flu. Hopefully, you'd be present the following day. After about an hour's worth of conversation over coffee, we exchanged our Livejournal information and have been following along with each other since.

^ I had fun writing that. :D
Nemmy: Excitednemmy on February 7th, 2011 02:34 pm (UTC)
Awww yeah, how could I forget that ^_^ What a lovely recollection, proof that just taking a bit of time to relax and enjoy the simpler things in life can lead to something good :D
Bjorn Grafeldr: profilebjorn_grafeldr on February 7th, 2011 01:33 am (UTC)
Actually Nemmy, we've never really met at all. You're life, your very existence, is actually an artificially-created simulation created by a band of sentient machines who are using you as a gigantic Duracell battery.

The cool thing is you get to walk around wearing awesome looking full-length coats and stylish sunglasses. Fun eh?
Nemmy: :Pnemmy on February 7th, 2011 02:35 pm (UTC)
Hmm, I can deal with this if someone can program the entire kama sutra into my head <3
Jessiecaninepawprints on February 7th, 2011 01:46 am (UTC)
Nemmy: cheerfulnemmy on February 7th, 2011 02:36 pm (UTC)
Thank you! ^_^
Taentaen_artcat on February 7th, 2011 01:48 am (UTC)
We met at a strip club where you were sticking 20s into my thong with your teeth. The bouncer had to kick you out because you couldn't keep your hands to yourself...but I didn't mind...
Nemmy: Craftynemmy on February 7th, 2011 02:36 pm (UTC)
Aww man, I would have invited you back to my cave had I known!
Cap'n Buttzastralabortion on February 7th, 2011 03:23 am (UTC)
I set Canada on fire. When you came to protest, I tolchoked you good and hard. :D
Nemmy: Shockednemmy on February 7th, 2011 02:37 pm (UTC)
Man it must've been so hard I forgot D:
Baako!baakobirdie on February 7th, 2011 08:49 pm (UTC)
I was found floating in your coffee. o___o;
Nemmynemmy on February 8th, 2011 07:39 pm (UTC)
That explains why it tasted so strange D: